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Well, it’s been a long time since my last post on irrationale, mainly due to the fact that I’ve been very busy, and have also managed to break the database which runs the site during a recent server migration.

We were running on a mac server, but have since moved to a Linux server, and somewhere along the lines all of the images got broken.

So I’m now faced with a question – what to do with irrationale.com

I could just let it die- after all, I have been running this blog (albeit half heartedly) for the last 4 years. I could also take the opportunity to reimagine the whole kit and kaboodle – at the moment there’s not really any clear direction or meaning behind it, and a radical rethink may make it fresh and fun again.

Stay tuned.

As many of you may know, games piracy is becoming more and more of a problem. With hundreds if not thousands of bittorrent trackers live on the internet, people can download cracked versions of your games without paying a cent and play them to their hearts content.

However, I think I may have a solution.

I’m going to illustrate it with a little story, starring Johnny, the publishing Dinosaur.

Johnny was very excited one day, because after months of hard work and hundreds of meetings, his company’s new game, Super Blood Kill 5, was going gold. He was thrilled that the application on which he had worked so hard was about to be released.

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Quinto as Spock

Quinto as Spock

It seems that our friends in Tinseltown have been hard at work, and the trailer for the next Star Trek film is almost apon us. A number of sites around the net have screenshots from the trailer, one of which is to the right – Zachary Quinto taking up the role of Spock.

There are plenty of Star Trek fans out there who are really worried about this new addition to the Star Trek stable. They’re worried that it is non-canon. They’re worried that it’s going to be an actionfest. They’re worried it’s going to be absolutely nothing like the original.

But consider this: There is no real Star Trek canon, and new directors take the franchise in their own direction because that’s what they need to do. If everyone churned out the same shit over and over again it would suck extreme balls. Not that trying something different has been easy for Directors and Writers – with TNG everyone whined because there wasn’t a Vulcan, DS9 everyone whined because it was on a space station, Voyager because there was a female weak captain, and Enterprise because of a multitude of reasons (mainly that theme song).

Same with new actors portraying old characters. Everyone says that they hope Quinto delivers a ‘Nimoy’Spock, and is true to the character. What? I hope instead of a ‘Nimoy’Spock, we get a ‘Quinto’Spock. His interpretation of the character. His strengths and weaknesses shining through. Because nothing would suck more than him trying to portray Spock exactly as Nimoy did.

I know that you’re all worried about this. But remember: This has the potential to be rather awesome, and I’ll tell you why – Remember when you first saw Lost? Remember how everyone was talking about it and couldn’t wait for the next episode so they could get their next fix? It could be like that, but it’ll only be 2 hours long, and won’t overstay its welcome.

Could be.

You just never know!

My girlfriend made a green curry the other night, and we were shocked to learn that the coconut milk was produced by a porn company!

… I sure hope it actually is coconut milk.

coconut-milk-contains-porn

Ever worked in a public-facing job where people have the belief that they’re always right, and you should do everything they can to help you with their inane request?

http://notalwaysright.com/ is a collection of quotes from people dealing with difficult customers.

Mmm... Yummy.

Mmm... Yummy.

Or more accurately, how?

Whenever you talk to people about quitting smoking, they usually sound like some kind of self-righteous broken record. “You’ll save lots of money,” they’ll say. “You’ll feel healthier,” they’ll harp. “Your clothes won’t smell like smoke any more!” they’ll blather.

I know that these reasons (and many more) might be motivation enough for some people, but personally they don’t make a lick of difference. Ten bucks a day is an amount I can comfortably afford, I feel absolutely fine and healthy (unless I have to do some incredibly strenuous exercise, then I get a bit wheezy), and I don’t generally care that my clothes are a bit whiffy because as a smoker you don’t really smell that.

As a result, when I’ve tried to quit in the past and have tried to use the standard money, health, social status reasons to focus on while quitting, I’ve failed miserably. Why? Because the pain and disruption of quitting massively outweighed the so called benefits I was keeping in my mind, and I’d end up firing one up. Saving money is nowhere near as important as avoiding discomfort.

But today I had a bit of an epiphany. I finally realised the motivation I need to quit smoking. The thing to keep in my mind to see me through the dark times when all I can think of is lighting up and filling my lungs with delicious smoke.

Quitting Smoking is Hard.

I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before, but that’s all there is to it. It’s so simple! Quitting smoking is an incredibly difficult thing to do, and it requires a massive amount of willpower and concentration to make it happen. And if there’s one thing that I love doing, it’s challenging my mind.

So I think this is the reason I’ve been waiting for, and I’m determined to make it work. Wish me luck!

Girl: Man, I’m kinda jealous that you guys get to buy your lunch. I just can’t afford it this week.

Guy: So what are you having for lunch?

Girl: Well, I brought some stuff in from home. In my fridge I found half a lemon, half an avocado and a tin of baby corn.

Guy: What? You can’t be serious. That’s nowhere near enough!

Girl: Well, I did find a tin of sardines, but that’s where I draw the line.

Full Steam Ahead!

Full Steam Ahead!

Things have been all go recently. Moving to a new hosting provider, massive amounts of work with my current job, and today marked the first steps towards me launching my own company.

My new company is called “We Speak Binary,” and will be (initially) a code studio. Today my design partner and I met with our first joint client, and will be commencing work for them shortly. Needless to say, if I thought I was busy before, it’s going to get a lot crazier soon!

Still, it’s bloody exciting.

 

I'm back, baby!

I'm back, baby!

Had a little bit of problem with the intertubes over the last couple of days, and irrationale was totally down. No matter, though, as the site’s totally back up and running so I can get back to not posting regularly.

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