Things overheard in an Elevator

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Girl: Man, I’m kinda jealous that you guys get to buy your lunch. I just can’t afford it this week.

Guy: So what are you having for lunch?

Girl: Well, I brought some stuff in from home. In my fridge I found half a lemon, half an avocado and a tin of baby corn.

Guy: What? You can’t be serious. That’s nowhere near enough!

Girl: Well, I did find a tin of sardines, but that’s where I draw the line.

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